In the valley of scientific mysteries
a group of students arrives
and is greeted by the receptionist with the malicious smile.
They are well versed in physical theory,
multiply gridded solutions,
algebraic MGs,
refined retributions,
and differentially tortured torches.
Soft where frames work
with verification
and Max well sleeps
with Partisans In Cells (PIC).
Code saturation
for the lazy body motions (LBM)
generates fluidiotic structure in terrific action.
Hyper-physical simulation
with milli-ocular dyna mics
plus mad is charge.
A graffiti professor
cells a pro grammer.
Such prepared for intellectual peaks
they learn to read the signs of nature
and are directored towards the utmost wilderness experience.
Professional instructors
demonstrate the practice of the ...
lazy body motions (LBM)
and the correct ...
dress code for turbulent scientists.
On the path to enlightenment
nobody is left behind
even on the most challenging expeditions.
Only a short break
before we reach the abysm!
But to even greater heights ....
we must strive.
On lonely trails
into the snow of an untouched altitude
across the frozen ascents of austerity
we finally reach the pinnacle of truth
and celebrate the crown of achievement.
The descent leads through the mud of reality
and across the windswept plains of perception,
over pristine rivers
and beneath cascades of comprehension
until we reach the realms of ordinary human life again.
So we conclude: The three fundamental challenges to the global society are software architecture,
university structure,
and sustained industrial succeess.
They all just require hard competition
softly skilled in the fine arts!
Unsolved remains only the food challenge
that exhausts even the greatest minds
and throws them off-balance.
The only solution lies in a new kind of interdisciplinary collaboration
with either donkeys
or directors.
If we only knew who is who!